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| [Time lapse. Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the window. Mr. Geller and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table.] Monica: Ynow dad, Chandler is one of Ross’s very best friends! Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy. Ynow I’ve always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father. Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do? [Chandler and Monica exchange worried looks.] Chandler: (worried) He’s the headliner of a gay burlesque4) show. [Ross and Mr. Geller enter the living room. Mrs. Geller and Ross sit down on the couch beside Mr. Geller. Monica and Chandler are sitting on the coffee table.] Monica: Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is. Mrs. Geller: Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it. Chandler: Oh, yes. Well, it’s very beautiful. It’s cream-colored and tight. (Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Mr. and Mrs. Geller give Chandler a very dirty look.) I don’t mean tight. I mean it’s not too tight, not that I was looking at... (Giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.) Mr. Geller: What’s the matter with him? Mrs. Geller: (whispers to Mr. Geller a little loudly) I think he’s stoned5) again. Chandler: (shocked) What? Monica: (shocked) What? Ross: (worried) Dude, I need to talk to you a sec6). “吸毒”的爆炸性新闻在小屋里爆出后，有一个人比Chandler更紧张，那就是Ross。原来，Ross在大学时代曾经抽过大麻，差点被父母发现，为了保持自己在父母心目中的良好形象，当时就把这件事推到了哥们儿Chandler身上。难怪Chandler没人疼没人爱的，原来是被一个谎言害的！这下Chandler不干了。 [Scene: Rachel’s old room. It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls. Ross and Chandler enter.] Ross: Okay, I think I might know why my parents don’t like you. Chandler: You do? Why? Ross: Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break7), sophomore8) year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out of the window. Chandler: What?! Why did you do that? Ross: I don’t know. Aheh, yours was the first name that... that popped into my head. I’m... I’m sorry. I... I didn’t think it would matter. Chandler: How could it not matter?! Ross: How was I supposed to know we’d end up being friends after college, let alone9) you... you would be living with my sister? Chandler: What about all that “friends forever” stuff? Ross: I don’t know. I... I was all high10). Monica心急火燎，原本想要表明自己和Chandler的恋情，没想到半路又来了个“吸毒”事件！谁家的父母希望女儿和瘾君子结婚呢？可Ross却摆出一副事不关己、高高挂起的姿态，任凭Monica在一旁挤眉弄眼，他也置若罔闻。终于，Monica忍无可忍，大声说出了秘密。而小心眼的Ross竟然以牙还牙，也抖出了Monica的秘密。骤然间，Monica的客厅变成了Geller兄妹 “揭短”比赛的直播现场！而如火如荼的揭短大赛也终于让Geller夫妇了解到自己的儿子曾经学坏，自己的女儿也曾那么不争气，而幸好他们有个共同的朋友Chandler：他在儿子学坏的时候帮助过他，在女儿失意的时候接受了她。这样的好人哪里找啊！于是一场“唇枪舌剑”之战后，Chandler终于如愿以偿地得到了二老的肯定，再看Monica，早已幸福地笑开了花。在这个感恩节，浪漫满屋…… [Rachel and Phoebe walk into the kitchen. Monica comes out of the bathroom and goes over to Ross.] Monica: (out loud, to her parents) Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot11) in college! |
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