一个意大利人去英语国家旅行，因为带有浓厚的意大利口音，而使得在交流
中出现了问题。下面注意看他口语中说出的piece （一块……）和piss（小便）

    的区别。还有fork（叉子）和fuck的区别。

    他说的原文是：

    One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel ， in the morning I go down
to eat a breakfast.

    I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast …… she brings
me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces" She say "Go to the
toilet". I say "you don't understand， I wanna two pieces on my plate".
She say to me ： "you better not piss on the plate， you son of a bitch".
I do not even know this lady and she call me a son of a bitch ！！

    此处：pieces音类似piss

    Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a Spoon
and a knife but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me：
"everyone wanna fuck". I tell her "you don't understand me……I wannafork
on the table". She say： "you better not fuck on the table You son of
a bitch." ，

    So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the
bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". He tell me： "Go
to the toilet." I say "you don't understand ， wanna a sheet on my bed".
He say： "you better not shit on the bed， you son of a bitch".

    此处：sheet 音似shit

    I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said "peace on you".
And I say ： "Piss on you too ， you son of a bitch". I gonna back to
Italy ！