down town = 当烫！

    gun = 刚！

    big gun = 大刚！

    job = 脚脖子！

    beautiful = 彪特否！

    congratulations = 坑刮出来的屎！

    这是火星上的英语么？？No！这只是中国式英语！！

    笑过之后一起来了解一下到底神马是中国式英语：

    Chinglish refers to spoken or written English language that is influenced
by the Chinese language. The term "Chinglish" is commonly applied to ungrammatical
or nonsensical English in Chinese contexts. Other terms used to described
the phenomenon include "Chinese English"， "China English"， and "Sinicized
English". “中国式英语”是指深受汉语影响的口头或书面英语，一般用来形容
不符合英语语法规则或者根本词不达意的“汉化”英语。"Chinese English" 、
"China English" 和 "Sinicized English"都是用来描述这一文化现象的术语。

    中国式英语小史：

    English first arrived in China in 1637， when British traders reached
Macao and Guangzhou （or Canton ）。 In the 17th century， Chinese Pidgin
English originated as a lingua franca for trade between British people
and mostly Cantonese-speaking Chinese people. This proto-Chinglish term
"pidgin" originated as a Chinese mispronunciation of the English word
"business". Following the 1839-1842 Opium Wars， Pidgin English spread
north to Shanghai and other treaty ports. Pidgin usage began to decline
in the late 19th century when Chinese and missionary schools began teaching
Standard English. 1637年，随着英国商人来到澳门和广州，英语第一次“登陆”

    中国。17世纪，洋泾浜英语作为英国人和大多数讲广东话的中国人做生意时
的共通语产生了。作为中国式英语的原型，“洋泾浜英语”这个术语来源于英语
中“生意”一词的中国式错发音。随着1839-1842 年的鸦片战争，洋泾浜英语北
上传入上海等其他贸易港口。19世纪晚期，由于中国人创办的学校和教会学校纷
纷开始教授标准英语，洋泾浜英语逐渐退出历史舞台。